vampire tea bag

A tampon, new or used.

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 16, 2006

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003