valving

the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.

me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?

by 1strule May 13, 2009

Missis Vallonei

awesome english teacher with an R moscia

Missis Vallonei gud mornin evribodi

by aaaaaaaaaanessusno January 6, 2021

Steam Valving

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

Valuinn

A drug that causes disturbing hallucinations of cheap furniture, rough towels, uncomfortable beds and no smoking allowed. Valuinn users can be recognized by dark circles under the eyes from lack of sleep and a very irritable temperament. Although now it has all but drifted into obscurity, only surfacing in areas with an abundance of cheap hotels and truck stops off of any given interstate, abuse by teens in the late nineties prompted the anti-drug slogan "Valuinn will do you in!" from government officials and concerned parents.

"My back hurts like hell after spending a night on Valuinn!"

by marysunshine August 12, 2007

Vallia

A super hero. The most amazing girl anyone will ever meet in the existence of bacon, guacamole, and the history of the world. A Vallia is the type of person who will never let you down, no matter what you ask her to do. She's wonderfully beautiful, amazing, and will always find a way to make you smile. A Vallia is probably the closest thing to perfect you'll ever find, even if she doesn't realize it herself.
In short, meet a Vallia.

How's that girl you were talking to?
She's cool, but she's not a Vallia.

by Jim Explodeelu June 1, 2013

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

A famous Italian American pop band from the early 1960's to late 1970's. Two of the member are brothers. They are all from Newark New Jersey. Their music pleases the girls. Frankie Valli went solo in the late 1970's early 80's.

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons are all playas. Their music is for them hoes in New York State.

by Super Trouper October 26, 2003

Vallen

A generally good person.He is nice, caring, and loving. He is usually a shut in but is kind to the friends he has. He is a good cure for depression

Vallen is a nice person

by DOGE BONK June 23, 2020