valedicktorian

Someone really good at being a jerk

she's a valeDICKtorian

by Valedicktorian December 9, 2014

Valedictorian

The schools biggest nerd

Wow that valedictorian should get a medal for being the biggest nerd

by Skier1997um May 25, 2015

valedictorian

the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.

girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian

by nay and amers June 12, 2006

valedvictorian

person who is amazing at everything and ranked number one of their graduting class.

they also speak at the graduation...but they're mostly number one.

some one as fantastic or amazing as mr. clean.
yea mr. clean, he'd make valedvictorian for sure if he was real.

by Lovebug May 2, 2006

Valedictorian

A mf that spends 230+ hours on valorant and is maidenless (REAL)

“Valedictorians are the scum of the earth.”
“Ong”

by tigerbawlz March 7, 2022

valetdicktorian

Someone who's a real a**h**e when it comes to parking your car for you.

K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.

by QuacksO October 29, 2020

Valedictorian

The smartest person in that group of class.The top of your grading class.Given big scholarships and opportunities.

Mom I got valedictorian today at school.

by Smart southern little bitch February 7, 2021