valedicktorian

Someone really good at being a jerk

she's a valeDICKtorian

by Valedicktorian December 9, 2014

Valedictorian

The schools biggest nerd

Wow that valedictorian should get a medal for being the biggest nerd

by Skier1997um May 25, 2015

valedictorian

the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.

girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian

by nay and amers June 12, 2006

Valedictorian

A mf that spends 230+ hours on valorant and is maidenless (REAL)

“Valedictorians are the scum of the earth.”
“Ong”

by tigerbawlz March 7, 2022

valetdictorian

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

by QuacksO February 19, 2019

Valedictorian

The smartest person in that group of class.The top of your grading class.Given big scholarships and opportunities.

Mom I got valedictorian today at school.

by Smart southern little bitch February 7, 2021

Valedictorianism

The act of being or becoming valedictorian

Person: yo wyd rn?
Other person: Gotta get on that valedictorianism grind

by Brklnhale January 11, 2024