Oscar Valdes

Jail Cell

Oscar Valdes is getting investigated

by Craks December 9, 2019

Valdesed

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

by cfabw September 13, 2011

Marc Valdes

1. To Barf.

2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.

3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.

Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.

by KZD1983 January 29, 2009

Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

by Butt Sex Cobra May 4, 2021

valdivs

1.Valdivia, Chile
2.rainy ass city in southern chile. approximately twice the annual rainfall as Seattle.

Just chillin' in the valdivs with los lobos del mar and a bunch of soaking wet stray dogs and their pulgas.

by chascon September 11, 2006

vallies

word used for people that come from the Vally and are pale and stupid tourists.

Oh jeez Seabass look at those pale freaks trying to surf!
Vallies go home!

by shelbers34 January 25, 2009

Valdís

An Icelandic female name. Valdís is usually a pale girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She loves attention and will do anything to get some. Her bestfriend is usually a Agnes but in some cases a Stefanía. Valdís is a M.I.L.F. and usuallyl gets a breast implant around the age 30.

Guy: Wow, your momm is super hot David!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah I know she is a Valdís, total M.I.L.F.

by youngthugswagger86 August 27, 2017