Megan Valdez

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012

Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

Leo Valdez

A seventh wheel. His life has been ruined by fire

Bro your such a Leo Valdez

by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019

Wilson Valdez

A medicore style of a baseball player in which they ground into double plays every opportunity granted to them

Mark was such a Wilson Valdez, his coach benched him for the state-championship.

by PhilliesBaseballTalk July 24, 2010

shane valdez

Shane Valdez is an award winning independent film maker and camera man for rock band Panic at the Disco. Shane is also the roomate of Panic's lead singer Brendon Urie who lives in Las Vegas. He owns Realm Films, his indie film company. His name is also spelled Shane Valdés.

Did you know that Shane Valdez's award winning film "19 Miles to Vegas" was filmed in only 48 hours?

by Sedalyn June 25, 2008