Marc Valdes

1. To Barf.

2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.

3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.

Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.

by KZD1983 January 29, 2009

Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

by Butt Sex Cobra May 4, 2021

Valdiserri

A girl who is beautiful and the best girlfriend to have. :)

I <3 u Valdiserri! :)

by xGRaViTYxLeGeNd November 30, 2011

Valese

attractive in a delicate way without being truly beautiful ,: marked by unusual quality, merit, or appeal : distinctive. b : superlative or extreme of its kind.having qualities of beauty : exciting aesthetic pleasure. 2 : generally pleasing : excellent.

Valese is a wonderful, rare being,. Not only is she not like every other being, she's one of the best

by Valese November 21, 2021

Valdes

Very passionate person .

Valdes is a one of a kind guy who will be your forever. He’s super kind-hearted and it sometimes leads to him being oblivious to certain things. But ultimately he is always there for anyone he loves. He’s so handsome and all the girls are always chasing after him jealous of the one girl he chooses to stay with. He’s bright and knows how to chase after his goals without completely leaving those who are staying behind him. He’s super attractive and will always be the best in the bedroom. He’s a big in every way, *wink*... always there for you and always ready to be there to help.
Damn look at valde, he’s lookin fine in that new flannel!

by Huge tee November 24, 2021

Valeseyed

When a close friend who you thought would never leave you seemingly matures over night and leaves you for new, shallow, definitely not cooler than you, friends.

Lyrah: Did you see Silver hanging out with those new girls after she told us she was busy?
Karlin: Yeah, she's been doing that a lot. She's valeseyed us. So sad.

by Igotvaleseyed March 7, 2022

valderemao

the best person ever she is a great friend and she will never give up on that:)

valderemao is the best

by bob270 March 20, 2022