Kentucky vasectomy

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**

Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Vaseline & Pepper

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

vasheen

Original slang (i.e., invented and used by a very small group) meaning vagina.
Originates from hilariously flawed voice-simulation algorithm (in which "vasheen" sounds like "vagina" and vice versa).

'Hello, my name is Fabio, and, today, I will teach you how to rub lotion on your vasheen.'

by female_x July 22, 2009

vased

opposite of cringe and swagless

enimen is very vased and swagful

by troys_latifundia June 27, 2021

Alex Vause

A character in the Netflix original show "Orange Is The New Black." She has jet black hair and glasses. She is best known for her on and off lesbian relationship with Piper Chapman.

Alex Vause us one sexy bitch.

by HamburgerPlease February 6, 2017

Vasectomy

When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.

My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.

by Trilly Travega June 3, 2018

vasee

Vasee is an ancient Indian name. This name is a derivative of Vasile which means an attractive seducer (in other words tall, dark and handsome man with attractive eyes) who goes after only pretty women. He is a charm person and very selective. If he go after a women, she will be the lucky one and will have all the attention from him. He is very trust worthy and little bit of eccentric but in a good way.

Kaelenn: Hey, who is that exotic man standing against the wall with a glass of wine?
Lisa: Ohh that guy. His name is Vasee. He is very picky and seducer but little nerdy

Kaelenn: Cool. I am going to try and test my luck. He is so cute. ohh he is coming to our direction.
Lisa: oh God. You are in trouble. LOL

by latinmamasitha February 8, 2010