vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese

people who live the country Vagina

"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire

by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

Vaguebooking

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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by elbandidomaximo February 19, 2009

Vaguebooker

someone who intentionally throws up a vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

...don't be one.

Example:

Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

Mark is: "regretting last night"

"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."

"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"

by .JEll. February 5, 2010

Vagnetic

A term used to describe a very attractive guy who gets lots of girls or is always surrounded by girls but he doesn't necessarily do anything with them.

Kim: Do you see that guy over there??
Sally: Omg yes, he's so vagnetic!!

by ShortNeedyClingy April 9, 2015

vagene and bobs pic

pls send vagene and bobs pic

guy 1: send vagene and bobs pic
girl 1: *sends vagene and bobs pic*

by hefdsj bhijgbksrf August 22, 2017

show vagene

An expression used by Indian men who find themselves in need of sexual stimulation.

Hallo bb open Bob show vagene

by Sexy indian man October 7, 2017