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vagpop

When a woman inserts one or more fingers into her moist and aroused vaginal oriface, then proceeds to insert said moistened fingers into the mouth of her unsuspecting partner.
Man, when that chick snuck me a vagpop right there in front of my wife, my dick go so hard that I thought it was going to fall off!
by milfbumper November 1, 2010
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vagtoxing

the act of botoxing your vagina in order to make it look young and tight again
The cougar down the road is vagtoxing so when shes done we should totally hit that before she gets loose again.
by jmtkeeper232 November 4, 2011
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Vagoop

(n.)-(Va-jewp))The combination of the words vagina and poop culminating in a disgusting mixture in which vaginal fluids mate with human fecal matter.
(adj.)-Vagoopy (Va-jew-pee)- A word describing a vagoop-like consistency, much like the consistency of a viscous mudslide poorly mixed with vinegar and oil. It has the stench of death.
See also: Shit Stain, Anal Leakage, Blumpkin
The crab cakes were very vagoopy today. I couldn't even eat them.

Dude, that skunt's shit was quite vagoopy.

Who invited Steve, he is such a vagoop.

Her vag was so vagoopy, it stank like a rotting fetus.
by Hunter and Benjie March 12, 2008
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Vagoop

(n.) Vaginal efflux

Females have been known to smear vagoop upon the faces of their partners to denote 'ownership'. This is possibly hot.

Potentially hazardous material.
Katie - "Sara, you shouldn't date Steven"
Sara - "Eh? Why not? He's really nice and pays me so much attention. Is this because you still like him"
Katie - "It's more that I found out he'd been collecting my vagoop in old yoghurt pots"

Guy 1 - "Man, I was going down on Stacey last night and in the excitement she queefed and spackled me with her vagoop."
Guy 2 - "Nice."
by DiscoPubes December 15, 2009
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Vagooper

When a Woman gives birth and her Vagina basically rips all the way to her anus. This one opening from two is now know as a vagooper.
Mother," How bad did I rip doctor?".

Doctor," Lets put it this way. You now have a Vagooper!".
by SocalCwood September 15, 2009
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vagopeniscunt

An unusual sex organ, which consists of a vagina with a penis growing from it, the end of which takes the form of another vagina. The inverse of a penovaginadick.
"Jim's vagopeniscunt quivered in delight."
by Chopsnilf April 27, 2006
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Vagtoenutty

The action of covering one's toe in peanut butter (creamy or chunky) and inserting it into a vagina.
That was such a chunky vagtoenutty!
by Caroline and Katie March 1, 2008
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