vaginophrenia

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008

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vaginocerous

a vagina with such a hard and big clit that it looks like a horn

she took her pants down and there it was a big vaginocerous staring me right in the face

by whittakerr March 28, 2009

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Vaginonomics

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

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Vagink

1.Vagina
2.Cool/rad/tight/sweeet!
3.A hot tranny mess
4.Up in someone's business.

1.Man: I want some of that Vagink fo sho.
2.Omg your outfit is Vaginking.
3.Girl-1: Did you see what that chick is wearing today!
Girl-2: Mnhmmm, that shit is Vagink! Scandalous!
4.Why are you all up in my Vagink!

by Chimbree May 16, 2008

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