Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Vaginal Tetris

1. When you have multiple dicks that need to fit into your rotation and you have to decide what dick is going where, when.
2.When you are surrounded by multiple dicks and they need to be accommodated at the same time.

What did you do this weekend? "I played vaginal tetris and I leveled up"

by Tarendactyl January 11, 2016

Vaginal Baggage

A woman who uses here femininity to get what she wants out of others in a deceitful manner to suit her own needs, while psychotically and hypocritically accusing others of doing the same. She will lie, cheat, and basically do anything to get leverage on others.

Yo that bitch comes around here unloading her vaginal baggage on everyone because she doesn't want to follow the rules and reality is too overwhelming for her. There isn't a tampon in the world that can hold that amount of vaginal baggage. In other words, bitch needs to go.

by Genna tayleeah May 12, 2013

stretchage vaginalism

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver

man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

by smoother than silk August 24, 2009

Vaginal ATM

A woman who is VERY promiscuous or a part time hooker.

Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.

She also uses that pussy to make money too.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

vaginal retention plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009