Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
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Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
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Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
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Get the Whiney Vaginey mug.1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
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