vaginamony

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

by coder April 18, 2005

Vaginadinaphobia

The fear of performing oral sex on a female(s)

Elton John is a vaginadinaphobic.

I was going to eat out this chick, but I have vaginadinaphobia.

by Vaginadiner July 11, 2009

vaginalist

someone who makes a living off of vagina's

Porn stars are all vaginalist's

by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

vaginaise

Any fluids entering or exiting the vagina.

"Put on some pants, I don't want any vaginaise on my couch."

by Mikocha May 30, 2006

Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011

Vaginamancy

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginamite

When a female devours a whole jar of vegemite births it out of her vigina

Dang, that was some hard vaginamite

by Vaganalmucher December 18, 2022