When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.
Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"
Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."
Sean: "OH MY GOD!"
Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."
Sean: "OH MY GOD!"
by FAPFAPFAPFAP March 30, 2009
Get the Sloppy Man Vagina mug.A boy with a "penis" but acts like a girl with a very large vagina who likes to mind peoples business but refuses to say to directly to the faces of the people they talk about
Joe Grecco talks behind everyone's back because he is a man vagina and can not say it to their faces - not even to a woman that really does have a vagina.
by Princepessa August 30, 2005
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by Bigboi7777 May 17, 2011
Get the Vagina Pants Monster Man mug.Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.
by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018
Get the Mangled vagina mug.a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.
Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.
by HassThaGod December 28, 2014
Get the bad vaginal management mug.A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006
Get the vaginamoney mug.Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.
Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!
by MattOly May 13, 2005
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