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Sand-a-Vaganosis

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!
Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
by A Dog November 16, 2007
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vagabdomen

A very distinct and separate layer of fat, below the stomach and above the vagina.
Denise has put on a lot of weight since high school, she totally has a vagabdomen now.
by PregnantOx October 21, 2010
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vagander

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.
I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.
by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007
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Vagangover

When your vagina really hurts the next day due to hard-core, awesome sex the night before.
oh my god, i can't even sneeze i have such a bad vagangover!!!!!
by 2turnt2cam June 6, 2017
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Vagantouchebag

Some one who hogs all the orbs/loot in vagante. And sacrifices loot to smith without asking others if they want it.
1"Dude, you're taking up all the loot and orbs, some of which you're class does not use effectively."

2 "Bruh, did you just put a rod on smith?! I could really use that y'know Stop being such a Vagantouchebag "
by Lucia Queena January 3, 2021
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Vagano

Mono of the Vaginal area, often symptoms include white crust and a terrible stench.
"Sabs has Vagano!"

"Did you hear? Reid got Vagano crust on his fingers!"
by For fuck sake just give me a n November 21, 2018
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Vaganyon

A Vagina the size of a canyon.
That girl has a Vaganyon, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by Exo1337 March 9, 2009
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