vaginase 

A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the Split-Faced Hair Shark. Those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all STIs and STDs.

Wow girl, you got the bomb-ass pussy, but we can't get freaknasty...I got the clap. Oh honey, don't you worry bout' nothin', I got that crazy vaginase. Aint nothin' gonna get past this bearded clam

vaginase by Jerimansss May 29, 2007

vaginaism 

1) n. The faith, doctrine, system, and practice of vagina worship.

2. n. A joke or humorous phrase about the vagina.

1) He follows viginaism.

2) The group laughed after hearing John's latest vaginaism.

vaginaism by El Mijon July 31, 2008

Vaginaish 

Acting akin to a vagina i.e. bleeding profusely for days straight; being a pussy; being tight or loose (with objects such as money)

1. Tim got shot on Thursday and was being vaginaish, the bleeding stopped on Sunday.

2. Billy went out to dinner with Phil and when the bill came he was being quite vaginaish about paying for his food.

3. Billy bet Paul to egg the house, but he was being vaginaish and went home.

Vaginaish by Grammatical Bill February 13, 2009

vaganis 

The combination of a woman's vaginal opening and her anus.

I fucked that bitch in the ass so hard she's got a vaganis.

vaganis by Yellowbeard R!!!! October 24, 2004

vaganistic 

A derogatory term referring to an exceptionally hormonal or moody female sometimes used in a satirical manner or with malice

You are being exceediningly vaganistic

vaganistic by ag1st February 25, 2009

vaganis 

When a woman's stomach and vagina seem to have melded together as one large bulge. This is also referred to as Pussy Gut in some areas of the country.

Oh my god that old lady has a bulging vaganis coming out of those stretch pants!

vaganis by Captain Douchebag February 17, 2008

VAGANISTIC 

Adjective, Meaning fabulous , extraordinary or outstanding

The service at the Beverly Hills Hilton was vaganistic!

VAGANISTIC by Sharsharina February 14, 2008