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Vanilla Bizcotti

A mediocre, but rapidly upcoming artist on various music distribution websites; has unhealthy obsessions with: Ricky Berwick, Bob Ross, Duke Nukem, making yaoi hentai involving himself and Markiplier.
Yo dawg, I started listening to this wack new dude. His name's Vanilla Bizcotti and his beats are dope
by dirtyblonde1996 November 27, 2018
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Vanillajawn

(noun-food) 1.) An extraordinary type of sugared & spiced grain; equal parts savory & sweet make up this 100% all nice white rice. It is exclusively grown, enriched & cultivated in Philadelphia PA . Although the name might suggest this to be “plain”, there is absolutely nothing plain or bland about this Philly homegrown fairest fine grain. It’s world renowned for its unconventionally unique flavor. Once you have tasted this elite dish you will never forget its distinctive savor. You will, no doubt, seek out/kill for/want this most soft, white, tasty & naturally seasoned deliciousness in mass quantities until your death. ‘Bonbon Appetite’ magazine claims: “A highly addictive treat... A true Philadelphia specialty & natural treasure ” … ‘Graining On That Wood..er’ magazine has it listed as one of their, “Top 10 Against the Grain dishes to die for.” Origin: 1980s ,Philadelphia PA (see also: 1. wooder grown nourishment 2. Philly style white-rice 3. Food for thought
Guy: I’m jonesin’ for a snack.. something soft, nice, tasty..
Girl: How bout a Tastykake ?
Guy: Nah...tastier than that...
Girl: What’s tastier than a Tastykake!?
(both think a brief moment then simultaneously)
Guy&Girl: Vanillajawn!!! JINX !

2. Vanillajawn slogan: “ALL RICE, NO SPICE…NECESSARY. The only naturally infused allspice white rice in the world! VANILLAJAWN- Philly stained fine-grained. It’s to die for!”
by VJawn215 December 3, 2018
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Pure vanilla cookie

by notelectricall October 12, 2021
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Vanillajawn

(adjective) 1.) Term to describe an exquisite male or female who lacks melanin in skin tone, is lathered in that high-grade premium SPF and is desired due to his/her milky smooth skin & altogether fair, ivory, porcelain appearance. Origin: 1990s, Philadelphia PA (see also: dedicated dimepiece )
1. Daaayuuum that vanillajawn is fine as hell!

2. Look at vanillajawn over there...lookin’ all good and shit, all vanilla’d out. I will swallow that white dove whole!
by VJawn215 December 4, 2018
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vanilla hentai

it's a type of pure hentai based on solely love , no rape , gore , loli , just normal stuff
I usually just watch vanilla hentai
by KeepoKelp December 12, 2017
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vanilla frosting

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.
by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010
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Vanilla Booty

(Looking at white girl): "Damn, that girl's got vanilla booty!"
by sexxxydevil October 11, 2012
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