Vacationitis

The lack of concern for any of one's responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. Physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or Uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. Dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted's response to most questions is: "Uh, I'll worry about that later." Can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.

Yeah, I was going to wash my hair, but I figured I can do that once I get to Maui. Next month. I must be suffering from vacationitis.

by Maddie Theophile January 22, 2011

vacationnaire

When you're on vacation, and you'll pay way too much for something...something you'd never in a million years pay that much for if you were at home. This is the behavior of a vacationnaire.

Andrea: Look at this great necklace! It's made of seashells, and someone has strung them together with fishing line. How awesome! It's only $259.00!

David: Have you bumped your head? That's only worth about three dollars!

Andrea: As always, I will not listen to you. I'm buying it anyway.

David: My wife is a vacationnaire. See you in the poorhouse.

by Greyborzoi June 13, 2008

Extended Vacationism

Death

Bony Babs took an Extended Vacationism to Southern Europe, in which the terrific magma engulfed her entire body over the course of several seconds. That is the only redeeming trait all humans share..they die.

by ellsworthtoohey July 30, 2012

Vacationist

Where a person is about to go on vacation and can't focus on anything else.

I can't focused on my work today I have Vacationist.

by Plma August 19, 2021

Extended Vacationism

Death

Bony Babs took an Extended Vacationism to Southern Europe, in which the terrific magma engulfed her entire body over the course of several seconds. That is the only redeeming trait all humans share..they die

by ellsworthtoohey August 5, 2014