Utah 

A "pretty, great" state. Home to most Mormons in the USA. Utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to Wyoming or Oklahoma?) NOT a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). Most of Utah's new generation is very open-minded and mostly Catholic. Utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. Home of the '02 Winter Olympics, The Used, Fry Sauce, Arcitic Circle, Ice Berg and "The greatest snow on Earth".

If you are from Utah, you should have Utahn pride no matter what.

Utah by October85 August 7, 2006

utah 

a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

utah by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

Utah 

Mormon Land. Morminishis, Utah is, some would say.

"You can't throw a rock without hitting a missionary while you're in Utah." said the Old Lady who lived in a shoe.

Utah by mizcoolio June 17, 2008

Utah 

1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.

2) a really bad joke.

>"hey, lets go to utah."
>>"but i like monogamy and alcohol."

Utah by Morgan Reid January 1, 2012

Utah 

A dry, uninhabitable desert. If your car breaks down on any of the major highways, you will die.

Welcome to Utah! The next gas station is 200 miles away!

Utah by elpatro March 2, 2009

Utah 

1. A Western US State founded by LDS pioneers who moved west to escape religious persecution.
2. "A Pretty Great State"
3. A state that has a pretty good sense of humor about itself and its conservative nature and traditional values.
4. A word or state that elicits volatile responses usually laced with profanity and closed minded statements from people who say that Utahns are all close minded, and will probably give this a profanity laced "thumbs down".

1. Utah is the 45th State.
2. The state motto.
3. Bebe - Frasier's unscrupulous agent: (gives an evil laugh and says very sarcastically) Well, when there's a dirty job to be done, you can't go wrong with a Mormon.
4. Closed minded ignorant comments that hint of a family tree that doesn't fork like this: "A real f*d up state. Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons." Hmmm... Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since 1890. Anyone still practicing polygamy ** IS NOT A MORMON **. Also reminds me of a favorite quote... "Profanity is the attempt a weak mind to express itself forcefully".

Utah by GimmeAFrigginBreak February 21, 2009

Utah 

1) A state whose inhabitants, for some inexplicable reason, can all sing beautifully, are all musically inclined, and have extreme artistic talents.... believe me, it's true. Maybe they ARE following the right religion.
2) Home of Arctic Circle, fry sauce, and people who stop and stare at anyone whose skin is a shade darker than peach.

1) Wow. You sing beautifully. You must be from Utah.

2) Yes. I have dark skin and lived in Utah.

Utah by Poooogah May 14, 2005