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Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
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Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
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"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."
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