The side of an escalator that travels in an upwards direction -- against gravity. Often paired with a downsculator, it can be used by many humans at the same time to fulfill all of their traveling up to the next floor needs.
Joe: Man my feet are tired but i really want to go to the herpes clinic on the next floor up.
Anna: why not take the upsculator? That way you can defy gravity and become herpes free! Win!
Anna: why not take the upsculator? That way you can defy gravity and become herpes free! Win!
by alvin crug January 4, 2010
Get the upsculator mug.Someone who feels they must treat an escalator as a staircase, bringing guilt to the rest of the parties on the escalator, unless they also do so.
Jane: "Why is that girl bounding up the escalator like it's a flight of stairs? She's making the rest of us look lazy for just standing here riding it!"
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."
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Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
by silkist October 28, 2010
Get the Escalator Hesitator mug.Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.
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