Urinalism

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.

1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?

by Flazzorb November 7, 2019

urine

liquid excreted by the kidneys

If you are dying of thirst, it is better to drink someone else's urine rather than your own because your body has already rejected yours.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

urinating

The process of releasing bodily waste in the form of liquids.

"Billy, your dinner is ready"
"Hold on a second darling I'm just urinating"

by b1lly April 14, 2015

The Urinator

Someone who constantly has to urinate and speaks in a german-like tone of voice similar to Arnold.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.

"I Must Urin-ate..I'll be back", Dude, you are the Urinator!, you pee constantly and talk like Arnold in the movie The Terminator.

by Goatoghillgary December 22, 2016

urinator

one who dives under water in search of something, as for pearls; a diver (from L. urinare < urinor, to plunge under water, dive)

In Latin there is a curious twist in that whereas urina means “urine,” the verb urinare means “to dive,” and to the Romans a urinator was a diver - an example of a deceptive cognate.

Two species of this bird (the loon), Urinator imber and the red-throated diver, Urinator lumme, frequent our northern waters.

by tsuwm February 28, 2011

urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

by El Poopstersaurus May 21, 2018

urinator

A urinal that splashes your shoes and the front of your pants with pee when you flush it.

Dude!!! Don't use that urinal on the far right because it's a urinator!!!

by Telephony October 24, 2010