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Upholstery Day

The day when you become Upholstered. This can occur on any day. This day makes you very special because it is a rare occurrence that was developed in the year 1895. Recently it has spiked in popularity.
by Gerald Tical June 6, 2022
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upHOLSTERy

Da plush lining on a fancy waistband-worn firearm-holder.
Hot chick: Da first time my new guy took me to see his house, he also showed me his collection of gleaming six-shooters and deluxe upHOLSTERy-lined pistol-packing sleeves, then fitted me with safety-goggles and earmuffs, and helped me to participate in an impromptu target-practice party with his buddies.
by QuacksO August 16, 2025
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