lock and unload

While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.

Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.

by Jacob Ford March 19, 2008

drop and unload

To drop your pants, masturbate, and end with orgasm.

(Inner Monologue): Oh god, she's so hot, I just want to drop and unload right here!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

unload

To have an orgasm and release semen

Also see Spurt, Cum

keep sucking, im about to unload!!

by Johnny_C October 28, 2004

Unload the jet skis

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

by godnus May 4, 2009

Unload Some Groceries

To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.

Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.

by UnloadSomeBrownLove April 17, 2010

Unload

To empty your sack, to explode, to empty your sperm ducts, the male orgasm.

Hey Gaff, you've got a big smile on your face - did you unload ?

by The Unloader November 14, 2010

unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter

dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night

by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009