retarded units

The imperial system...

The retarded units are still used in americas.

by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

T.D. units

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.

Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.

by hesti October 13, 2010

local units

In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.

"Local Units. Local Units. Local Units. Local Units." "Dude, would you stop doing that already?

by Doctor Quark September 25, 2010

freedom units

Universal measurements of American awesomeness. It encompasses all types of units (temperature, length, area, volume, speed, weight, GDP, etc).

It is going to be a hot 101° Freedom units outside today.

by Emyrs June 21, 2015

rental units

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units

The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.

by marianne9909 December 19, 2007

Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)

Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.

by KittenJuggler May 20, 2019

deploying units

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003