unionville

hell yea were rich kids!! and just caz ur jealous of our money makes u think were all fuckin stupid. and good luck tryin to get into Penn State with ur 4.0 gpa... i'll slide in with my 2.5 and 50,000$
typical unionville rich kids (us):
my mom wont let me fly to paris is first class! shes so god fuckin mean.. i'll have to pay for it with my weekly 10k allowance
by rich white girl April 19, 2008
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aka Hicktown USA... where boys favorite cars are trucks which say GIT R DONE. People are happy if their corn grows an inch a year, the smell of mushrooms fill the air and make people sick to their stomaches.
You know you are in Unionville when,
You see random cows all over the place,
you smell the rancid smell of mushrooms from nearby Kennett,
You see a huge Wal Mart right in the middle of a random field
by Blah Blah December 16, 2004
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Unionville

This is a high school located in a slightly rural area of PA on the Pennsylvania Delaware line. It is commonly known for its high population of upper middle class students. However not everyone is "rich" and not everyone is given a car. There are normal kids, there are less fortunate kids and yes, there are kids who's parents make more than the average middle class. All in all this is an average high school.

They are also commonly known for scoring well on state wide testing as well as on various academic teams such as Future Business Leaders of America. Unionville as a community also holds a Unionville Community Fair every year on the school grounds that is open to anyone who wishes to come.

They are also known for having a rivalry with Kennett High. It is unknown where the "feud" came from but not everyone in Unionville hates Kennett, it seems to be more of a sports related thing.

The kids at Unionville are like any other. They have their problems, preps, potheads, goths, jocks, indies, and any other typical high school things you could think of.
Unionville is a high school in PA.
by literacy June 11, 2009
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Unionville

The best god dam school you can go to. Sure their are rich kids, and druggies and others but you know what they only makes up about 1% of the whole school. All the other definition where by Garnet Kids. Its in the top 10 schools in PA and is the 800th something in the whole country. Their are around 100,000 high schools in America, its 92% better then garnet.
U WHAT!!! Unionville is what
by Union-ville December 10, 2010
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by Unionville January 10, 2005
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Unionville

A small town composed of a hard working older generation that has gained lots of wealth, while the younger generation blows it on crack. The center of Unionville could easily be mistaken for a run down radioactive warehouse in the Ukraine. The town life is just as abnormal. Most of these town trolls come out at night while the rest of society goes to bed focusing on bigger priorities. While growing up in a native american environment the kids seem to have big egos that makes them think they are ghetto, instead of having to legitamitly hustle in a rougher town like Coattesville, Kennett or Upper Darby.

In this exotic hotspot you also have a rediculously long list of activities. Some of these activities include riding horses, lighting the crack-pipe, blowing up condoms like ballons and the town favorite, chase the niggers through the farmlands. Good ole' Unionville is a clear insight of what life was like during the 1700's.
T- Did we just time travel in your car
B- Nah its just grimey old unionville
by Paradedayquad20 March 26, 2011
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Unionville Girls

As a Unionville Alumnist I feel comfortable in saying that you should all be paying more attention in English class. If you were truly free thinkers there wouldn't be so much trash talking on a web page for slang definitions. If you didn't deserve to be called whatever it is you have been called, you wouldn't be on here telling people to get a life. It is my opinion that none of you have even the faintest clue what lies ahead for you in the real world. The truth is, if you could look past the Unionville "Clicks", you would realize that now is the time to have fun and learn how to take care of each other. The world turns into a harsh place real quick for those who don't know how to take care of thier friends. Mommy and Daddy can't take care of you physically, socially, and FINANCIALLY forever...and if they do, I pity you. So instead of bashing the rich kids, or hiding the new kids backpack, or gossipping behind slutty girls back, why don't you all take a minute to think about how much better the quality of life would be for you if everyone got along...or at least tried to get along like adults.
My graduating class was hailed by the teachers as being the best group of students to pass through Unionville in 20 years, we were good to each other and our teachers and aside from a few bad apples, every day was at least pleasant. We still had our "clicks" but we knew how to transcend them, to see past our own selfishness and understand the meaning of the phrase "The Greater Good." Unionville is filled with beautiful people, the rest of your life will not be.
by Bobbo the Ham-Eating Marsupial January 06, 2005
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