1 definition by Paradedayquad20

A small town composed of a hard working older generation that has gained lots of wealth, while the younger generation blows it on crack. The center of Unionville could easily be mistaken for a run down radioactive warehouse in the Ukraine. The town life is just as abnormal. Most of these town trolls come out at night while the rest of society goes to bed focusing on bigger priorities. While growing up in a native american environment the kids seem to have big egos that makes them think they are ghetto, instead of having to legitamitly hustle in a rougher town like Coattesville, Kennett or Upper Darby.

In this exotic hotspot you also have a rediculously long list of activities. Some of these activities include riding horses, lighting the crack-pipe, blowing up condoms like ballons and the town favorite, chase the niggers through the farmlands. Good ole' Unionville is a clear insight of what life was like during the 1700's.
T- Did we just time travel in your car
B- Nah its just grimey old unionville
by Paradedayquad20 March 26, 2011
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