Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.

I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.

by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016

Robot Unicorn Attack

The awesomest and one of the most addicting games (also slightly effeminate) ever!! You will enjoy running through the purple fields and flying through the air leaving magic rainbow trails, all the while smashing through stars to chase your dreams! And it has a pretty damn good song.

Jim: Why didn't you call me last night?
Frank: Sorry i was to busy chasing my dreams in Robot Unicorn Attack!

by mister muggles March 1, 2010

Unicorn

Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.

The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros

by spoilded brat with teeth November 4, 2012

Unicorn

A rhinoceros with one horn

That unicorn is better then that bicorn

by Idgff July 28, 2019

Unicorn

A non-mythical flying rainbow rhino that poops the rainbow.

"Unicorns ARE REAL!"

by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Dirty Unicorn

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.

Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.

by Captain Jack Nasty May 30, 2017

Unicorn

Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.

Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!

Did you know unicorns are real?

by Ok hun September 12, 2019