*unzips dick*

Typo from a 4chan post that got attention from some people. Often said in a thread when trying to suggest sexual gestures.

OP: FEED on THIS *Unzips Dick*

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 18, 2016

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

unhinged

crazy, insane, psychotic, confused; a basketcase. not attached where it really counts, much like a door.

this bitch is obviously unhinged.

by jon January 10, 2005

Unzipping the Zipper

A term used to describe any sort of irresponsible action, not just an irresponsible sexual encounter.

Ignoring the $6.79 in his account, Jeremy told me he was "unzipping the zipper" by buying a $400 flat-screen television for his new apartment.

by Keeping the Zipper Zipped July 25, 2009

Unipire

a vampire and a unicorn mixed together all into one. instead of sucking blood like vampires, they are said to stab their prey in the heart with their horn and then drink it with a beer bong. the Unipire began when PANIC! At The Disco was asked if they preferred unicorns or vampires. Ryan Ross answered both and then they all help create it

ME: Oh My God. Brendon Urie is so sexy.....
Ryro: I like unipries!!!!!
Me: Oh My God its Ryan Ross!!!! I like unipires too....*continues to daydream about Brendon Urie while his bansd mate is RIGHT THERE*

by she said WHAT? That whore January 14, 2009

UniPooper

One who wreaks havoc on a bathroom or restroom in the same fashion as the Boston Marathon bomber. Also known as a large bowel movement.
See Also: Blowing Mud

"dude I just blew up the toilet like the Boston Marathon, call me the UniPooper"

by RAKtheDUECER April 13, 2014

unhappyy

In game name of the biggest e-whore in hypixel duels community, known to edate the biggest doxers from Shinto, China and other.

hey, did you see unhappyy with James yesterday?

Can’t believe she keeps going back to him despite being underage!

by XXXDUELSPLAYER March 4, 2021