unevolvism

Regressing back to ancient ways of living

Steven: Hey Tom, what on earth is this thing doing at your home?
Tom: It's a fire pit. You've never seen one before?
Steven: Oh, I have seen many, but usually at the ski resort or in the woods
Tom: Yeah, I'm trying to pursue caveman unevolvism. That is relying on real wood and fire at home instead of central air-conditioning

by OffBeatDrummer November 30, 2020

Unsolved Crime

When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.

Help bro the FBI is trying to figure out my how I did a unsolved Crime.

by Elon Obama March 10, 2020

unvolve

verb. to cowardly end or avoid getting into a relationship by slowly (or quickly) phasing oneself out of the other's life.

More often done by males, although females are not immune.

"Dude, she was hot and all, but now she thinks I'm her boyfriend- I just wanted to hook up!"

"Dude, that sucks. What are you going to do?"

"It's time to unvolve, stat."

by Fenster December 3, 2009

Buzzfeed Unsolved

A very poorly written, and totally fake online show, starring characters Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej, in which the two go on ghost hunting adventures.

Ryan and Shane are characters featured in the Buzzfeed series, Buzzfeed Unsolved

by Gotcha:) January 18, 2019

Unresolved sexual tension

Unspoken lust and sexual desire. Can be used to describe the feelings of say, cartoon characters once they hit puberty and wants to shag.

I watched Ben 10 yesterday and there is a lot of unresolved sexual tension there lawl.

by CocaineLion69 May 5, 2019

Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.

My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.

by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021

unenvolve

when someone is trying to unenvolve someone or says that they will unenvolve someone it usually means that they want to take them to a place with no one around so they can give/get special treatment.

girl-u want me to unenvolve you
boy- i mean hey sure i could use some treatment

by the president of USa July 22, 2021