creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you

josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse

by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023

creepy uncle

when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.

Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.

by swettfrommyball June 18, 2009

creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020

creepy uncle stalins death fridge

the fridge that shot me with 152mm anal penetration

creepy uncle stalins death fridge Its pretty self explanatory dumbass

by nuggortphorn June 6, 2022

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.

Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014