Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.
Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.
by F.M.A.M.G. March 04, 2010
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You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.
The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.
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As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>
huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives????
The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle
by erroris September 18, 2008
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This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.
I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.
by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011
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Gender Uncertainty Principle

A large mass of gay, L, and a smaller, yet more concentrated one, C, will always cancel out the straightness of any 2 heterosexuals, J and G, within 50 feet of the affected homo area.
Based on evidence provided by the Gender Uncertainty Principle, those gay dudes over there are more gay than we are straight, as proven in this formula : LC > JG.
by Awesumness February 11, 2007
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That feeling of dread one gets when they are fearful of leaving their house because Big Time Rush will be having a live concert in their front yard.
Guy: Do you want to go out later?
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.
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Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather
#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication
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