Bad unboxing

Idubbz opening packages with big dicks inside

Faggot 1: yo did you watch bad unboxing last night
Faggot 2: naw I was too busy getting my holes resized

by THEBIGSEX November 23, 2021

Unboxing Videos

Gay pieces of garbage videos that are frowned upon in the video race. They are most commonly found eating their own shit to sustain themselves in order to make their worthless lives longer. The most common type of Unboxing Videos include large "eggs" or "boxes" with bright colors and symbols in pop culture sprawled about them, such as "Spiderman" or "Elsa", with the occasional "Anna".

WOW! These Unboxing videos are GARBAGE!

by Nigger Faggot 696969 February 12, 2019

Step unbox

What you're doing while the invisible box challenge.

*after someone achieved the invisible box challenge
Crowd:Wow!He can really step unbox!

by medrunk123 December 24, 2017

unbox the couch

Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.

Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.

Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.

by jefficient September 7, 2013

Tittie Unboxing

A trendy strip tease. Your titties are being opened for review

Striptease? Did you mean tittie unboxing vid?

by Majoroof777 March 15, 2019

Unboxing

The same as devirgination or defloration.

Sam did Sally unboxing.

by jumbonium October 6, 2018

Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics is a YouTuber who makes 24/7 Livestreams, Statistic Videos, and Minecraft Shorts.

He also has a discord server here |
https :/ / discord.gg / PmC6xgwS

Statistics and Subscriber Count Live streams. That’s Unboxing Statistics.

by Unboxing Statistics July 25, 2022