unbandaidable

referring to a part of one's body which is unable to support the adhesives on a band-aid due to a natural curvature.

"I sliced the shit out of my elbow and the cut is unbandaidable because every time I bend my elbow, the band-aid flies off uselessly."
"I am so pissed that I cut myself shaving, my knee is completely unbandaidable."

by Samantha (BoomSass!) October 16, 2006

unbandgecated

-adj.

to be uneducated or unknowledgeable in the field of music bands.

I don't know what band sings that song, I'm unbandgecated.

by Haydens Audacity June 18, 2008

unban request

An unban request is something send the mods of a twitch stream or chat, or some other online platforms you can get banned on it threw, to request getting unbanned. People normally send these after saying something stupid, dumb, sexual, or generally inappropriate in said chat etc. and regret getting banned from said chat.
Unban requests normally consist of lame excuses, or reasons why they should be unbanned.

For example: "My little brother was on my computer."
Or, "I'm sorry I didn't mean to." Even though they deliberately typed the things in chat that got them banned.

The easiest way to avoid looking this idiotic is to bit type things that will get you banned in the first place.

Imjustalittlekid69 sent and unban request saying he "didn't mean it," to his favorite streamer after getting banned by her mods for explicitly typing: " Please bury me in your boobies!!!😍🥰😏😛😝😜" In her Twitch chat.

by SomeDumbassGuy July 24, 2021

unbag

Every once in a while the rare event called "#Unbagging" happens to a stock in OTC. However, those without bags in that ticker don't need to be sad that they are missing this event. They can just bag themselves with the unbagged bags and hold them tight for the next dump! $GGII

Yo bro, Mattriv2 pumping GGII again, let's unbag together yo!

by Retro1UP October 18, 2021

unbalanced

Unstable, mentally ill, deranged, demented, disturbed, unhinged, insane, mad, out of one's mind, loopy, loony, nuts, nutso, nutty, cracked, bushed, screwy, batty, dotty, cuckoo, bonkers, squirrelly.

Why was someone considered mentally unbalanced or crazy called a “crackpot”?

by TeaLvr July 11, 2016

unbangable

adjective describing an obese/ugly woman who is too ugly/fat to be physically pleasured by any living being.

Taylor: "That's one fat bitch, she has back flaps."
Trevor: "Yeah, She's totally unbangable."

by Taylor and Trevor April 20, 2008

unbanne style

rubbing your meat raw

i ran out of lotion so i had to go unbanne style

by Capzlocked November 30, 2022