Third Umpire

Cricket: Used when the on-field umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the umpire decision referral system.

A batsmen is clearly run out.
Tired umpire calls for third umpire so he gets a break.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

umpire decision referral system

Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.

*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

Umpiree

A cross between an umpire and a referee. Universal term that may be used to describe the person officiating a sports event.

1. Wow, that umpiree sure just made a bad call. He better be a strong man, to withstand the backlash from these fans.
2. Why is everyone mad at the umpiree? (Asked by the person (woman) who is watching a sporting event that doesn't really understand all the intricacies of the game.)

Synonyms: Umpire, Ump, Referee, Ref, Blue
Antonym: Refire

Definition of REFIRE: An umpiree that continues to make bad calls.

"And I thought the umpiree of the last game was bad. Check out this Refire! He's blind, deaf, and dumb!"

by GingerLibrarian May 22, 2013

Umphrey's McGee

The most mind-fucking band of all time. T'is the voice of god bellowing unto thee.

Jim had utter nirvana after experiencing Umphrey's Mcgee live.

by Brian el gato August 5, 2006

Umprettysweet

Umprettysweet is a slang term that came about when me and my friend Don were playing driver2. It means what it says: Um... pretty sweet. Umprettysweet can also be abbreviated "UPS", thus the term "UPS guy".

"Tacos are Umprettysweet."
"These tacos are Umprettysweet."
"Those tacos are Umprettysweet."
"I am Umprettysweet."
"I AM UPS GUY, I OWN JOO!"

by Bobby Rain September 25, 2005

umpire

the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.

yea im the umpire i chill at the crib and watch the base.

by $pazz April 6, 2003

Umpire

Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat

Hey Look it’s an Umpire!!

by TheAmericanUrban June 19, 2018