umph umph

1. the groaning sound you make when you try to push your shit or a fart out from you butt.

2. Having a nice juicy shit

3. A squat toilet

1. Dennis: umph umph

Ronald: What's wrong?

Dennis: I think i've got constipation... I'm literally

groaning.

2. Nicholas: Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom?

Dad : I'm doing an umph umph.

3. Donald used the umph umph just now. It looked like he had diarrhea.

by KnowItAll6002 June 4, 2010

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nano-umph

That feeling you get the instant you realized that you made a mistake.

I experience an instant nano-umph when I realized I had forgot to take the turkey out of the freezer.

by jjkkcc48 June 24, 2010

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Umphy

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

by DL September 3, 2004

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Umphrey's McGee

The best band you've never heard of. Are hardly a "jam band" because they put every other band in the field to shame with their ridiculous musicianship. Consists of six accomplished musicians, half of which have college degrees in music. Songs are a mixture of technical, tightly composed music (featuring odd time signatures, unexpected key changes, and brilliant melodies), excellent lyricism, and UM's hilarious sense of humor, puncutated by the amazing guitar playing of Brendan Bayliss and Jake Cinninger and drumming of Kris Myers. Definitely music for musicians, but can be enjoyed by all.

Too bad bands like Umphrey's McGee, Medeski Martin and Wood, and Bela Fleck are lumped into the jam band genre.

by Mike from Tennessee December 12, 2004

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