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Me: What do you do at home?
Really nice friend: I love to eat junk food while playing video games and bugging my older brother.
Me: You are such an Umaru.
Really nice friend: I love to eat junk food while playing video games and bugging my older brother.
Me: You are such an Umaru.
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(noun) a time when you're playing a game, and you should be dead, but you aren't dead.
(Adjective) A bullet from a sniper that shouldn't have hit an enemy, but did.
(noun) a time when you're playing a game, and you should be dead, but you aren't dead.
(Adjective) A bullet from a sniper that shouldn't have hit an enemy, but did.
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My husband loves me but, I can't seem to cut the umbrolical cord between him and his college roommate.
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