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premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?
by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008
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Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early
"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"
by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009
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e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

A really weird word for the name Jack.
hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.
by dafhadf December 9, 2008
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e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010
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A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"
by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018
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toke-ulate

Then action one does while hitting fatty chops
Tryna go toke-ulate, I’ll pack u”
Bet
by I love big penises February 7, 2023
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E. Jack Ulate

Sounds Like ''Ejaculate''.
''Order For E. Jack Ulate?""
by me when: September 30, 2022
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