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Ulster Bus

1.A box shaped shit excuse of a vehicle with the devils advocate behind the wheel thinking how hard it's life is while also wishing to run down the handicapt.

2. The worst bus company in the world that employ patients from mental hospitals. They also charge stupid prices for realitvely short journeys. because of this "Ulster bus" is now another word for being raped or mugged.

3.Being ripped of.
Man 1:The 212 smelt of shit!
Man 2:Aye lad it was probaly the driver.

oldman: help! help!
Dave: whoa that old fucker is getting ulster bused.
by KevinMul&Johnny February 8, 2010
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ulptermadam

Definition- the best of three ladies.

Roots- from the Latin "ter" we get three

From the French "madam" we get my lady or lady
And "ulp" means best.
Example- "Dude, that chick in the middle is totally the ulptermadam of those three chicks. She's hot
by Podaddy89 May 6, 2015
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Premature e-drake-ulation

The tingly feeling you get from a drake-gasm without playing Uncharted, simply from seeing a Uncharted commercial, or a commercial with Nathan Drake in it
Dude i just had a full blown Premature e-drake-ulation
by NewAgeaOutlaw007 October 4, 2011
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Acute Urate Related Arthritis

A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.
"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"
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ulster fry

Ulster fry...a favourite breakfast the world over.
The Ulster fry consists of 2 sausages,2 bacon,2 slices of potato bread 2 soda bread and an egg....some people also cook tomatoes with it....similar to the full English only much tastier...and certainly not inferior as previously described.
by pentio September 5, 2006
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ulterior motive

When a person is trying has a hidden motive or hidden objective with another person secretely.
I think he has ulterior motives with me, just trying to get inside of my pants.
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ulster fry

probably one of the most delicious dishes ever to be created,the ulster fry is like manna from heaven.sunday morning is the best time to enjoy one of these greasy,high cholesterol wonders.a chief fry will usually contain
1 half soda farl
1 tatie bread
2 sausages
2 bacon
1 tomato,fresh
1 fried egg with a runny yolk
to drink, a tin of tennents you found in your pocket from saturday(the previous) night.failing that tea or juice will do fine.
after you have eaten,a most enjoyable activity to participate in is smoking a fat joint.

to note this is far superior to the full english breakfast
me:"here ma make us a ulster fry there"
ma:"no probs son,but theres no sodas"
me:"shite.toast then..."
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
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