For those who don't know what it is, Omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. Two "strangers" are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.
Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.
Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.
Omegle: 80% Perverts,
12% Illiterate people
4% automated 'bot' ads
2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas
1% The mentally disabled
1% Normal people
Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.
Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.
Omegle: 80% Perverts,
12% Illiterate people
4% automated 'bot' ads
2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas
1% The mentally disabled
1% Normal people
-Typical Omegle-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male New Zealand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin
You: What?
Stranger: 13 m uk
You: I don't care
Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male New Zealand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin
You: What?
Stranger: 13 m uk
You: I don't care
Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!
You have disconnected.
by sahboh11 December 27, 2011
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A generally very typical asian kid that produces video on youtube about free fire. A "TypicalTard" would also be one of the best gamer.
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Get the TypicalTard mug.when typing, you instinctively know where on the keyboard sits a given key, and you ready the designated finger for that zone – but you still have to look, in order to avoid a typo-ridden text.
People without training usually start out with the one-handed hunt and peck technique, and gradually progress to the two-handed, knowing-what-you’re-doing-looking, zone typing.
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Get the zone typing mug.The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
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Get the cow tipping mug."Typaids" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to the consistent occurrence of spelling mistakes, particularly in text messages or other written communication. The term is often used to describe the frustration or annoyance experienced when someone keeps making mistakes while typing and repeatedly sends incorrect or misspelled messages.
Different to kladkanker that emphasizes the poor quality or unintelligibility of a piece of work or code.
Different to kladkanker that emphasizes the poor quality or unintelligibility of a piece of work or code.
Toen hij probeerde een belangrijk bericht naar zijn baas te sturen, werd hij getroffen door typaids en moest hij het bericht meerdere keren opnieuw sturen omdat er zoveel spelfouten in zaten.
Translation: When he tried to send an important message to his boss, he was struck by typaids and had to resend the message multiple times due to the numerous spelling mistakes in it.
Translation: When he tried to send an important message to his boss, he was struck by typaids and had to resend the message multiple times due to the numerous spelling mistakes in it.
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Get the Typaids mug.Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.
"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"
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