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[TWOS]

A secret society whom a group of people belong to who worship trolleys and Scientology. No you may not join this group, and no you may not destroy this group. They will remain unknown to the public eye whilst continuing their kr3w and you will like it.
This kr3w consists of the most br00tal beings around. They ride around in trolleys & pray to celebrities. Group hugs are also known to be frequent with this fine specimen of people. The 'pimp hat' is also rumoured to be a religious article in this kr3w. TWOS are also often reffered to 'station rats' or 'scum' and are known to rid boronia & the basin of what they deem to be "the non believers".
TWOS are too poor to buy any form of alcohol. This is why they buy V. There are people who have allegedly seen these people victimise cans of V on public & private property. If you see this kind of behaviour, from people who you believe could be TWOS, please contact your local police, as they are wanted for defamation of property and abuse of V cans.
These people are said to spend their time on urban dictionary, looking up hxc words, that only they are radical enough to use. This is why it is so easy for them to verbally rape you all.
TWOS are supreme!
CHODE, FTW!
Dayumm, them TWOS mother fuckers sure are a trippy group, aren't they?

I wish I could be in that kr3w, I mean, they are supreme and so freakin' HXC.
by [TWOS] October 4, 2008
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Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:
Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?
by christophe August 4, 2004
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twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.
Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner
by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006
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Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.
You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome
by Mu11y May 1, 2006
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Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!
We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!
by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011
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Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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ones and twos

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel
Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.
by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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