Twoner

Two people who are loners together.

"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."

"Yeah, they're total twoners."

by electrokute November 22, 2009

twocer

1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.

The car was taken by a dirty twocer.

by Little Liz November 26, 2003

Twaper

The nation's first all-Twitter newspaper, founded by the Asheville, NC, Mountain Xpress on April 1, 2009.

The beauty of the Twaper is that it doesn't get ink on your fingers.

by xpress ed April 1, 2009

twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003

TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

Pulling a Toper

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009

Twooper

Someone who tweets while pooping.

Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?

by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011