Twonk

Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them

Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019

twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

by ginge July 20, 2008

Twonk

Straight version of a twink. For example, Owen Culleton.

I'm not attracted to twonks.

by Susie Moores February 26, 2021

twonk

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

by Lanksalot September 26, 2006

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley July 15, 2008

Twonk

idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!

Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!

by i iz kl July 16, 2008

Twonk

When someone is a fucking piece of shit

Bob: Donald trump gets my vote.
Terry: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING TWONK!!

by LittleKidLover0114 October 17, 2016