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Twitterhea

A Twitter condition afflicting Twitter user that feels compelled to tweet constantly, about every meaningless thing they are doing.
Basically anyone with more updates than followers. Some would go so far as to qualify anyone who tweets more than 6 times per day as someone suffering from Twitterhea. There's no way your life is that interesting!
by DudleyDooRight June 8, 2009
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twitterholic

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).
Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic
by KeatonTech March 30, 2008
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Twitterrhoea

The practice of posting a stream-of-consciousness burst of inconsequential messages on Twitter, often while watching popular television shows or cross-posted Likes while perusing other social media sites.
"The final episode of Breaking Bad triggered another bout of Twitterrhoea from my ex".
by dokoissho October 9, 2013
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twitterholinsomniacs

Derived from twitterholic and insomniac, kinda like twitterhol(insomnia) umm.. ic.
@tweet Don't go to sleep. Stay up with me and the rest of the Twitterholinsomniacs. <---new word. Dope.
by bwilstyle May 22, 2010
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TwitterToes

The tingling in your toes after you’ve sat on the toilet for a long time checking your twitter feeds.
Yo dawg, why are you walkin funny? My TwitterToes are acting up on me!
by icnj September 9, 2011
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TwitterHead

A female that disconnects from face-to-face social interaction. Communicates mostly through social media web pages such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram ect. Mostly for indirect activity as an escape from face-to-face confrontation. Refrains from saying their real perspective in person, rather they anonymously send messages.
A twitterhead would post a status about a specific group of people that they associate an individual with, rather than mentioning that individual in the post. Also they may post words that they couldn't express in person for a lost loved one that they are mourning for.
by TwitterHead April 1, 2015
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twitterhole

Lame, snooty, pretentious, show-off, over-paid, nerdy tech employees living in San Francisco. Usually employed by tech companies like Twitter or they just spend time in a dorm/hack house in South of Market starting another you've-never-heard-of company.
Person 1: "Hey man, lets go to this bar in SoMa, its a chill spot! "
Me: "No, thanks. I dont wanna be seeing anymore Twitterholes, I've had enough for today. "
by Evilinc2001 September 14, 2016
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