Tweetmeat

people constantly posting on twitter

"Mel is such tweetmeat, she posts her status like every second on twitter"

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetpeeve

things done on twitter that are annoying

sending auto dm's for a follow when you are the one that followed in the first place are a MAJOR source of tweetpeeve.

constantly tooting ones own horn is one of my tweetpeeves.

a tweetpeeve of mine is the constant barrage of twitter spam and twitter bots.

by rockdrool December 31, 2009

Tweetpathy

1. Where someone is so banal a user of Twitter that you can predict what their Twitter feed would feature without bothering to look or, indeed, follow them.

2. The enlightened position of being too apathetic about something to tweet about it. Often a condition linked with Tweetanthropy.

1. When it comes to Jim, I'm have Tweetpathy - it's going to be another post about his baby.

2. The whole election has me suffering Tweetpathy. Can't be bothered.

by Berym November 2, 2010

tweetheart

a single person who seeks friendship and love from some other person on Twitter.

She is a tweetheart. She is looking for a like-minded person on Twitter.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2010

tweetheart

"Twitter sweetheart" which is a step down from "Craigslist whore-friend" and is probably not something that should exist, but apparently it does exist. See Twivorce.

I can't believe what that tweetheart thinks she'll get away with what she's tweeting.

by hyperbole and a half December 16, 2011

Tweetbeat

A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.

Man, I was really worried about @billdollins after his bender, but I was really glad when he posted a #tweetbeat this morning

by geo_rube October 18, 2012

tweetperving

Twitter version of sexting, making flirty, dirty, or sex talks via tweets.

@cutegirl: All I ask for is a comfy bed, a happy simple life, and a good head.

Quit Tweetperving! RT "@thatguy: @cutegirl: All I ask for is a comfy bed, a happy simple life, and a good head."

by TheKMK December 2, 2013