tweeting 

In an automobile, turnig the audio bass completely down, the treble and volume all the way up, riding around playing your favorite song.

Jake: Dude, I feel like tweeting

Matt: Hell yeah!

tweeting by EhsJake December 16, 2007

Tweeting 

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

Tweeting by wyattthepro April 8, 2024

tweeting around 

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

tweeting around by dog eats god May 15, 2011

Tweeting off 

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

Tweeting off by srocks March 22, 2009

Tweeting OCD 

when tweeting the number of characters must end with a certain number.

Erika: Ugh! My last tweet ended in with a 3!
Jake: So?
Erika: All my tweets must end with the number 5 or 0, or else it's no good.
Jake: You have bad tweeting OCD.

Tweeting OCD by TNT333 April 26, 2011

tweeting jesus 

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

tweeting jesus by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

Tweeting for Attention 

It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?

Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.

Tweeting for Attention by JPhilleh September 24, 2011