Twee

Our holy lord. The Twee isn’t a being. More of an idea. A shape. It’s followers are loyal members of the twee squad. It replaces the number 3 and all multiples of it. Saying it purifies your soul.

I have twee hours until class.
The Twee lives on.

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop May 09, 2019

twee

Someone insanley cute and adorable. Probably too good to be true. They make everyone smile from ear to ear to the point that it hurts. They can make anyone laugh and know just what to say. They always dress nice and are absolutely gorgeous

Jimmy: "Lacey is just so damn cute and nice"
Jimbo: "Yeah Lacey is so twee"

by Hobo-Vampire May 27, 2009

twee

referred to as dog in Karen and Karenni and mainly used as an insult to others.

Tweepah = male dog
Tweemu = female dog
gabalee twee = black dog

"piss of you twee"
"you are a gabalee twee"

by Koreh noreh February 21, 2023

twee

-- of, or relating to, something of little value that can evoke such a delighted sound from someone of little intellect.

Those crocheted bun warmers are too twee for words.

by mbhiii November 26, 2006

twee

A hybrid of the words "tiny" and "wee" used to describe states of smallness.

"That twee bastard stole my hot dog!!!"

"Girl A: I hope your boyfriend dies of rectal cancer!!!!

(silence)

Girl A: Too much?

Girl B: A twee bit."

by Little Darling January 04, 2010

Twee

The act of going to the rest-room while at work ostentiously to answer the call of nature but really to do some texting.

'Where's Bill gone?'

'Gone for a twee'

'He's left his phone behind...'

'Dick!'

by Raqdog July 25, 2014

twee

The phonetic spelling of how a person from Haiti pronounces the English number three. The location where you will most likely here this is in Little Haiti, FL.

Jean-Baptiste - "I got into accident car.."

Claims Adjuster - "You mean a CAR ACCIDENT?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.."

Claims Adjuster - "Did you have any passengers with you?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.. my brother, my sister, my friend Pierre Jean, my wife, and my twee kids.."

Claims-Adjuster - "I'm sorry sir, your what children?"

Jean-Baptiste - "My kids!! I have TWEE OF DEM!!!"

by Lucidly Dreaming November 01, 2006