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Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.
"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"
by Chongmeister February 10, 2012
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Turbo Virgin

Turbo Virgins are people who do not like relationships and is disgusted at the thought of having sex with anyone. they are so hateful towards anything related to sex that they will literally die if they even nut
guy 1: bro look at that guy hissing at that female!
guy 2: oh yeah, that's just Dave. he is a total Turbo Virgin.
by Autismo 6607 July 20, 2019
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turbobrick

-noun,
1. An affectionate yet self-deprecating nickname for a pre-1996, rear wheel drive, turbocharged Volvo. "Brick" is a reference to the aerodynamic, aesthetic, and structural qualities shared between Volvo automobiles(the older boxy variety) and rectangular bricks of hardened clay commonly used in construction.
"It might be a Volvo and it might be turbocharged but your 2001 Volvo s80 is NOT a turbobrick."

"Is everything on this turbobrick being held together by zip-ties and J.B Weld?!?!"

"My turbobrick is on fire!!!"
by turbobricker August 13, 2007
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Turbo Priest

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process
We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.
by Atheneite October 5, 2017
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Turbobrick

A turbocharged Volvo. Brick being what most older style Volvos resemble.
Look at that turbobrick go!
by JesusLovesVolvos August 12, 2005
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turbo hell

The fictional place you go to, after acting on homosexual tendencies. Originated by the Supernatural fandom (after the eighteenth episode of season 15 showed Castiel (Misha Collins) confessing his love to Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) and afterwards being swallowed by an empty, black void most commonly dubbed; "turbo hell") and evolved to be a popular meme on Tumblr, even to people outside of the fandom.
"He confessed his love to him, and then immediately got sent to turbo hell. Ain't that a bitch?"
by PennyForYourCox February 6, 2021
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A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.
"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.
by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022
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