1. An affectionate yet self-deprecating nickname for a pre-1996, rear wheel drive, turbocharged Volvo. "Brick" is a reference to the aerodynamic, aesthetic, and structural qualities shared between Volvo automobiles(the older boxy variety) and rectangular bricks of hardened clay commonly used in construction.
"It might be a Volvo and it might be turbocharged but your 2001 Volvo s80 is NOT a turbobrick."
"Is everything on this turbobrick being held together by zip-ties and J.B Weld?!?!"
"My turbobrick is on fire!!!"