Turtletimper

(Adj.)
This word is used to describe a person that timps another.

You are a turtletimper.

by Zbreg February 14, 2005

Turtleboxing

When one flips a small boat onto a dug trench for the purpose of hot boxing the newly created airpocket.

Did u hear he's Turtleboxing that boat with his mates.

by hashketeer January 23, 2015

Turtleist

Turtleists are followers of the Turtleism religion. Turtleists do not believe in any religion besides Turtleism. They worship all turtles and believe that they are holy.

Man: Hey, do you know what religion Guy is?
Lady: Yeah, he's a Turtleist.

by Turtles Are Holy August 20, 2011

Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

by DSeanK January 26, 2015

turtleroodle

a mystical creature that likes to skate on the pond of the donkers

The turtleroodles and the donkers are partners in crime

by mugwump99 April 19, 2008

Harry Turtledove

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)

1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.

by stinko2309 March 29, 2010

Turtlet

A baby turtle, usually pretty small and cute

Hey look at that Turtlet!!!!
A what?
A baby turtle.

by Eric is Banana Man August 27, 2009